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There is always something you can do. Come down off the ketamine and pay attention to the controls, Major.
You could take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Common misconception. There’s still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit’s not dead, and there’s not something wrong.
We know you are a junkie Strung out in heaven’s high Hitting an all-time low
Get the comms up and running so you can set records for “first [insert activity here] in space” and report your results for the history/trivia books.
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First person bored in orbit
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First unzip in orbit
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First jizz from orbit
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First frozen dick orbital drop
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First dickless man in orbit
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You could have a cheeky tommy tank.
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