Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!
It’s an avocato.
They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.
Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.
I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.
Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.
Nobody tell the killjoys in the Recursion article’s talk section (see discussions about the article linking to itself as a “See Also” item), they’ll revert it back to the original text as part of their anti-fun crusade. After all,
Jokes are inappropriate for a serious encyclopedia. [One who should remove stick from ass] 12:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Sounds like somebody has no faith in their god’s ability to fight its own battles. Shockingly reasonable in a broken clock kind of way once you get past that little terrorism thing.
In the USA and (most, if not all of) Canada, calling 211 should connect you with a call center which can give information on food benefits, utility assistance and other resources available in your area. Eligibility and the amount of assistance (whether in the form of direct payments, food items or a payment card that only works for food) will vary based on your location, income, etc. but it may help offset those increased costs.
There’s no shame in it despite what the red-hat golden bootstraps crowd will tell you. Times are tough right now for a lot of people and that’s what these programs are for.
Back to the regularly scheduled shitposting though.
A little surprised but I know we don’t have a monopoly on dipshittery here in the land of pickup trucks with pink rubber scrotums flapping in the wind. Just seems that way sometimes.
They’ve got a tiny scrap of power and by god, they intend to use it! More enjoyable than going to therapy for the abuse they suffered as children.
Some girl reported me (a boy) for apparently having a mascara. Our teacher then searched my bag, as if it was a grenade.
Which of the former(?) Confederate states did this happen in? Sounds like a grenade might have been okay with them if you’d had one, they’re manly enough.
Sounds like you did the right thing. Advocates for anti-truth don’t deserve to be treated nicely.
I hope he’s able to make the trip and the experience inspires him to follow in his idol’s goose-steps. Just that last bit though, make it a speedrun.
At least he performed one single heroic act in those final moments: he killed Adolf Hitler.
India and places like that could have benefitted from a one child policy.
Those “benefits” come at the cost of a whole lot of dead baby girls though. Does that sound like a good trade to you?
Thanks for the diagnosis, doc. Can’t have preferences without somebody pathologizing it.
A more challenging route does lower the odds of encountering other people though which is a plus. Nice to have the solitude even if that means extra effort.
Good thing tax dollars are being spent on the hunt for the perpetrator(s) of this heinous act. Those inanimate objects will get the justice they deserve.
I hope those bibles were stolen or donated though, makes no sense to feed the machine you’re fighting against. Plenty of places online will ship you free religious texts of all flavors. Bonus: you’ll get extra junk mail once in a while with some batshit crazy prophet’s end of the world warnings (but salvation is only 4 easy payments of $19.99). Don’t have to go looking for your entertainment anymore.
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.