How did CNN let them say “dick” on the air??

Legit question: Why would someone want to disable Gemini?

The government’s job is to give punk rockers something to sing about

Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping us identify where we can find…savings.

I wonder what she almost said

Ok, news break! The President of the US is the most obvious foreign actor the country has ever had. This is like if Benedict Arnold was actually President while trying to overthrow the government, then running again and winning. His main goal is to weaken the US as much as possible for his daddy, Putin. If this appointment surprised you, get ready. It’s gonna get a lot worse.

I can’t imagine a legit celebrity musician coming up with a better music video. Nothing staged is going to beat a “nothing can phase me” dance video during a real live coup.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven’t laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can’t rn

I believe ✌👽

You are welcome

El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕

And you don’t want to accept it because that would mean disappointment again.

So TSA is practically seeing everyone naked? Is that for real?

It’s a quote from The Big Lebowski

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eDOJ4L0Edk

You look for the person who will benefit…And, uh…You know, you’ll, uh…You know what I mean.

Harriet, I have spoken!

Congrats! I’m excited to see your upcoming posts on distro hopping.

I’m not gonna have kids so they can start competing with me for crying time. That’s a limited resource, and I need all of it.

👋😄

And then when you fall, the stomp on you for being a PoS.

Fine, I’ll install Arch (btw). You can stop trying to convince me now.