Imagine dressing every day in green clothes covered in microchips and LCDs and li-ion batteries

It’s not that incredible, considering we can get cysts full of teeth and hair inside the body

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

Necromancy is healing too

It’s just very late healing

Firefighter

Postfighter

Policefighter

Milkfighter

Garbagefighter

Businessfighter

Salesfighter

Chairfighter

Congressfighter

Sportsfighter

Handyfighter

Fisherfighter

Newsfighter

But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

Yeah I remember how the RAF dissuaded the Luftwaffe from bombing London by flying up there and giving the German pilots hugs

In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series

I got 150 upvotes on a post, that’s when you start feeling godly