Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is lighter than brown?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down11
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareWhat is lighter than brown?plus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHow did the mansplainer die?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareHow did the mansplainer die?plus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.worldOPtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI think you mean Airplane! mode. linkfedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThe other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareThe other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."plus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoYesterday my son asked me to name a country without an Rplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareYesterday my son asked me to name a country without an Rplus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareA guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.plus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoJust read a book about the Stockholm Syndrome.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareJust read a book about the Stockholm Syndrome.plus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhy is there no professional hide and seek league?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWhy is there no professional hide and seek league?plus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoAn X is kind of a sans serif German swastikaplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down13
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1imageAn X is kind of a sans serif German swastikaplus-squarelemmy.worldArsenal4ever@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
minus-squareArsenal4ever@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?linkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoDepends a lot on the color of their skin. linkfedilink
I think you mean Airplane! mode.