The Assman

We had these in Indiana too, before the dark times

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Neither can the future martian colonists

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

M,ILF

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No thanks. 20 year old movies don’t need sequels.

Put it in the ground

There’s also that German guy from Austria

Damn, a person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That’s crazy bro. Probably the first time that’s ever happened.

Now kiss

unintelligible polish chanting

Just so

Pretty sure they’re only guaranteed minimum wage if they don’t receive tips. So yeah if you’re cool with your waiter making $7 per hour instead of $3, don’t tip.

That’s my homemade charcoal

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax