I believe you may have missed the humor of the article.

Barring that, I missed the humor of your post.

Switch 2 carts are reportedly only 64GB in size and cost $16 USD per unit.

Nintendo only makes one size and then game key cards. It’s an artificial cap, as there’s already larger SD Express cards too.

She wants it reworded to be less hurtful but she’s keeping ‘his’ dog?

She’d better start mentioning he kicked it or she just painted herself as… Well, not the worst but, like, really low… Ain’t no ‘amicable’ if you’re kidnapping the dog.

“This is one of the new software distribution methods we have introduced to accommodate the larger game data sizes on Switch 2 compared to Switch,” he explained.

“Software can be released in various formats, and we will continue to work closely with software publishers on many fronts to ensure that they actively support our platform.”

Planned to deal with ‘larger’ games, yeah, that’s why Bravely Default used it. It’s so big.

Make smaller, cheaper Carts available to publishers.

Most SUVs these days don’t even have the ‘Large Engines’ of old.

Control Backspace deletes whole words. Misspelled control? Faster to delete and retype than move my cursor around when I’m on a roll.

Hey, dude, just be older like me. How are you going to remember screwing your Atari into the antenna ports on the back of the TV if you weren’t alive for that?

Well, on top of that the Switch 2 Cartridges come in one size, 64GB, and it’s allegedly something like $14 USD per cart.

If your game is 20GB in size, why would you want to eat up that much of your profits on top of Nintendo’s cut?

It’s a tough choice to make. I won’t support ‘Game Key Cards’ because that’s stupid but I like to buy physical games because if I’m going to buy digital it’ll be on PC.

If the first one matters more than the second, I’ll leave when the first one is done. If the second one is more important, I’ll say “I need to prepare for another meeting. If there’s any other business, email is best.” and leave to be in my next meeting.

Five is already pretty late for me. I’m in the meeting 10 prior so my status changes. Camera is off, I’m preparing for the meeting, but it’s good to be ahead of the game.

Half life 2

You plug the card in, the data has degraded to the point of unusability, and the game doesn’t function anymore.

And when you die and your next of kin tries to recover your password and gets told by Valve that it’s not within the TOS, your copy will be just as gone and the game will be just as unperserved.

From my reading of the article, that was a hypothetical. Not to say it hasn’t happened multiple times but I’m pretty sure that “may” was doing some heavy lifting.

I usually joke “The Polish in me knows how to drink, the Irish in me doesn’t know how to stop.”

Obviously, yes is the answer. Partners and kids don’t prevent you from doing anything. Hell, your partner might play with you and the kids might watch.

Only problem is that kids learn “mine” before they learn “I can’t pause Dark Souls, let me get to a safe spot and I’ll refill the goldfish, I don’t want to lose these… Damnit.”

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Stacks nicely in a backpack? You know how much crap goes in a medium ruck? How’s Jenkins gonna find my stash of disk nades under my spare ammo and ‘field stripped’ MREs? No, I need my grenades quick access, on my chest next to the repurposed saw pouch full of rip-its.

You see my user name - that’s all you need. You want more info? I’ve got a comment history you can see too. Why do I need some visual component that I can change when I’ve got an unchanging name until I decide to abandon this account and get a new one.

Use stud finder (beep) move it two inches (still beep) move it further (still beep) move it again (still beep). “Stud finder must be broken” Get another stud finder (still beep but the whole section again) “I need to know what’s behind this wall before I just bolt this TV to this fucking thing” (cut away the drywall) “I better make this look like something stupid for fake Internet points…”