Fucking a fish is ok. I come from a long line of fish fuckers. My father fucked fish, his father did too. It’s those sheep fuckers you cant trust.
Fucking a fish is ok. I come from a long line of fish fuckers. My father fucked fish, his father did too. It’s those sheep fuckers you cant trust.
That kitty prefers windows
Thanks to YouTube I am now a Zoroastrian. That algorithm just knows me
Yeah, I was looking for a place to work at in Austin and there they were. Chose a local coffee shop instead
The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.
I never thought WeWork would succeed. Reasons:
They are still around. It’s still around the same price to rent a desk for the day. But Regus, the actual property owner has their own desk rental service too.
My people! I’m always asked if I’m a morning or night person and my answer is both.
It’s gotta be a low bar. Just don’t believe in 19th century health conspiracies. You had to have been dropped constantly as a baby to believe vaccines are dangerous.
When I bought a house it was just listed on Zillow and I told my agent to make an offer. First day of looking too and I lived across country. They took it and I saw it for the first time 4 months later. Got to get that rate!
Princess Mononoke
When UI/UX was becoming the hot ticket in the late 90s/early 00s, the lesson always beaten into your head was to make navigating simpler, with the fewest clicks possible. Now they bury everything.
YouTube used to let you make playlists on the fly, now you have to click into a small sub menu that is hard to touch without stopping the current video. Even disconnecting from a network is now an extra click than it used to. Google designers have totally lost the point. They are the reason people pay more for less with an apple phone.
Web ads already drain accounts like water in a bathtub. Your ideal click thru rate is in the mid 2% and that’s just clicks, not conversions. If you are a politician it’s a lousy and expensive way to market yourself. Just like businesses you do it just to crowd out others that are doing the same thing.
I lived in a failed HOA in California, 8 unit condo, slipped thru the cracks. We shared a water bill so that was getting turned off a lot. We had a large leak that we ignored for years until we couldn’t and had to collect $500 from each dirtbag to get it fixed. 3 of us cared, the others I hope have a painful demise.
Like this:
Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture…
They also work as flotation devices. And if you believe that then the problem will solve itself
Pizza was invented. Nothing else matters.
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Not dead, been busy doing “something”