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Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
You mean other people don’t?!?
As I’ve said before, G&T when you’re young means MANY G&T’s when you’re older.
I saw that guy in Forrest Gump!
Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
Yea hey xitter my xitter now
Pay to be free like me on xitter now
Speech is only money on xitter now
…
Take it in the the xitter now xitter now
FR
My sites look great in comparison!
Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!
I’ll eat cereal when we get it for the kids but prefer granola, over Greek yogurt. Otherwise I go for overnight oats.
Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing
Yep, inertia.
“Redditors vent and complain”
News at 11.
An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.
Eh, we’ve already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.
That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.
Cold, Jack.