I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

TIL…

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

There is always something there to remind me

C’mon! That should be an Orange Julius!

• Solomon
• Hercules
• Atlas
• Zeus
• Achilles
• Mercury

With that power, how can it not??

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

And the buns still don’t match in number!

Still prefer the convenience of my Close’N’Play

TIL the Satellite of Love is Heaven

Brooklyn is Kings County. Queensborough is Queens County. Staten Island is Richmond County. Manhattan is New York County. The Bronx is Bronx County.

Only the syntactic kind

+C+

Really??? “Final solution”???