Someone call up Connor McGregor, we need to find the old-man beating world champion

Troll-slaying ax, and some woolen socks.

I just want to say you have such a musical, even melodious name. DaDaDaDa-DA, it flows so well <3

Hahahaha I remember when TicTok was newish a friend of mine (who never once actually used TikTok) boomerly complained that it was “just underage girls twerking”.

He then proceeded to get roasted to hell and back the rest of the night, because Tiktock was famous for its algorithm showing you what you want to see. One boomer lying whine, and then 4 hours of being on blast and forever’s worth of random inside jokes on him.

No, because I’m not a boomer reacting to #metro by playing out yet another #=pound “joke”.

Ayo internet understand shitposts.

Either playthrough, A MORGNA WES CORE!

Man, that’s a uniquely disgusting way to remember the folks killed to save their country and other countries from domination.

You might try and fuck off with that attitude for one day

1. Yes

2. Yes

Damn, I always thought it was called Shreckoslovakia, my history books growing up were sadly outdated :'(

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

I remember growing up there was this Amish person who worked at one of the yokel gas stations. They would ride their horse to work and hitch it up for their shift, and then ride it home. It’s doable!

Can’t legally drink and ride

On a scale of 1 to YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW, I rate that as a yeeeee-NAAWW.

I was rather drunk and apparently only read half your comment, lmao

Thanks for the explanation anyway!

Ese, what???

Man I am so hyped to learn more, this looks awesome!

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…