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The insurance industry will love this.
The insurance industry will love this.
I’m waiting for your account to offer me a deal on BTC.
Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.
No longer a car company then…
History has proven again and again that rights are taken, not given.
Pedal, not petal.
Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)
I can’t imagine the ROI is gonna be great… people pause shit when they leave their phones or TV. How do this miss something so basic?!
My spouse wfh and he has to pause the TV for phone calls all the time.
This sounds like a math puzzle. How many satellites of X mass must impact the atmosphere and Y angle and Z velocity to destroy 1 earth atmosphere?
Just the start…
Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?
TIL thanks
There’s a pandemic term I haven’t seen in the wild for a hot minute.
So that’s why it doesn’t work—I must have used all my wishes already. Now, if I just run this lamp backwards under an upside-down half moon, I should get them all back.
Humane AI pin
To quote Contrapoints: the wheel of samsara is my stomping ground.
Now I want to read a fantasy comedy where someone trying to make cookies from an ancient recipe is whisked off on an adventure to fulfill the prophecy, but they just want snickerdoodles dammit.
Misothiest is the term I heard.
I’m bombarded with haircare product ads—I have literally not used shampoo in ten years. I just rinse my hair in the shower with water and it’s all great. I’m so glad YT is so off.
I meant to go see this over the weekend, but I forgot…