I use enzymes for mine.

WHY DOES BLUEY HAVE TAIL FINGERS?

Edit: or whoever that is. I dunno. I’m old.

*slaps side*

You can fit so many tech bros in this thing.

Sorry fat politicians, maybe next trip.

Edit: Mystery Rocket SLAMS Dome Over Mysterious California City

That guy, in the airplane. Him.

When the day gets late the Squid dons its little propellers and crosses the heavens squirting the night sky until the cuttlefish of day chases it forever westward.

Open with…

Paste

Ok I’m done for now.

PoX rox your Unix sox. Upgrade today.

Please forward my profile to the marketing department.

Gettin’ ziggy with it.

Kinda tricks the brain to scroll along and see a headline with ‘EA’ followed but a little sh.itjust.works domain.

I guess because of all those Digg and Reddit years seeing somethingawful.com randomly mentioned. Fascinating thing, the brain.

Sure, yeah.

20:30 December 24 as a kid through 05:30-ish? Until I actually fell asleep anyway it felt eternal. Like the second hand on the clock fucking with you by sticking but still ticking. Which that shit did back then but always sprung back to barely-any-time-passed.

I had a long career with plenty of digg/reddit time that made a nine hour day feel like a pleasant nine, but still nine. Too bad they also made the rest of the 15 feel like shit.

I answered tier one tech calls from collection agents. Eight hours was eternal. Worse than Christmas, soul crushing, can’t make a joke about it. Left.

Now I have a job that I love that is 12 to 15 if OT. Breezes by.

Human nature I think.

If you meant on a larger timescale then - yes also, but nobody needs dreadful anecdotes.

*bzzzzzt*

“Who is it?”

“Land Steamboat Willy.”

I hear you. My heart breaks every day for everything that ever met us including me.

So I went to look because I wanted to reply with a feel-good story about a super elitist coffee not made by exploiting goats but rather picking naturally eaten but undigested (berries?) out of shitpiles because it softened the shell or flavoured the bean or something.

But it’s bullshit. Bollocks. Your story is correct as are its horrors. Thanks for accidentally teaching me something and sorry to bring it up in retrospect. Not sarcasm, I hate shit like that.

I blame 90s tv and/or whatever the paradox pair of Discovery and History channels peddled.

~~Not those coffee beans that are shat out by a goat. Not them. ~~

So TIL they aren’t real and a similarly but cruelly sourced version is. I guess it still works, but I meant happy-story-goats and don’t like my own joke otherwise.

Humans suck.

This sounds like trivia.

Mushroom?

Rebit

Temba, his arms wide over the ropes.

I think the spit title needs formal recognition. o7

Cheers^bottoms up^

OMG I’m getting pegged by Mark Down.

MacDonalds at home.

Release systemd?

M’llardy