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Ever heard of a deer? Try again sweaty 💅💅
Ever heard of a deer? Try again sweaty 💅💅
No it’s stupider and more complicated than that.
There’s too much proof evolution exists, so they had to pretend that is part of God’s plan too, but it doesn’t work like science says it does.
The Bible says Noah got 2 of every “kind” of animal. So they made up a new label for the animal Kingdom. Animals fall into different “kinds.”
Instead of getting 2 spider monkeys, 2 capuchin monkeys, two marmosets, etc, Noah got two chimpanzees. God killed every other primate species in the world with a flood. Then all the monkeys and apes we see today evolved in the 10,000 years (6,000? I forget) since they got off the ark.
So all the fossils from the flood are the species whose “kinds” were accounted for elsewhere.
Is this the result of the “being far is healthy” post from yesterday?
But if he’s really good at roleplaying, he’ll just subtly try to steer the party clear of it.
Dwarves instinctively get the fuck away from dragon eggs.
Are we losing a pun in translation or is the joke that both words are a fun, repeating syllable?
It sounds like a harmless prank on the astronauts that everyone pretended to take really seriously.
At least I hope the astronauts didn’t know beforehand, and I hope they got a kick out of it.
Oh jeez you just saved me so much heartache by telling me about the seed. I would have rage quit.
Was it a strong start? I’m trying to do a 6 challenge run and can’t get passed the second boss.
This is what I do. Only if I get a good ring though, like evasion or wealth. Haste and furor might be with 3 or so scrolls.
I looked into the verse and aftermath until I got bored.
Did the sneaky cannibal mom ever get punished? I read enough to know the uneaten son remained uneaten.
And did no one get mad that they boiled the first lady’s son? Like, there’s got to be better ways to cook a child. Boiling meat rarely leads to a tasty dish. Unless they made a stew I guess
The people that know were able to make mr incredible black and white.
Over the counter sudafed is useless. Boom, saved you all a click.
Lol, picturing OP taking this picture while sobbing bitter tears because Tina-bot02 is cheating on him.
Not pictured was the moaning and grinding on strangers.
A very reasonable and realistic option.
Exploding trap. It destroys whatever is thrown on it and whatever is on an adjacent tile.
You would have to levitate, use chains, or a stone of disarming.