How dare you assign the broom a gender, and a blue collar at that.

Its probably too late now, but if the workers had set obstacles against the offending business in advance. That on top of having all the workers in the business not working would really put “the man” in a bind.

Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!

He isn’t jumping he’s falling with style.

You would probably get a feeling of déjà vu.

Quit beating around bush! The dark messiah ascends the throne. Who will stop the summoning of Cthulu? The end is nigh!

I hope next year will be more to your liking

Just how much biomass does a subthread really need?

What did you just call me! /s

My last encounter didn’t go so well either.

I see options A B and E. Where is C and D?

Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

I really want this to be a video. A good two minute long video of this dog desperately trying to find dog smut.

They’d be better off not relying on the cloud.

Yes, except they use different words at the meetings.

I’m jealous. Sorta

Back it up one second will yah, what was that third thing you said?

If it’s caturday and you know it then your lap will surely show it.

Then you gotta double take in the mirror to make sure there’s nothing back there.

The only person that has the right to know what my pp burns like is me!