Former Forensic Scientist with the Home Office.
Former active researcher in biosciences.
Former forum moderator on a high profile casual sex site (they no longer have a forum - was it something I did?)
Fundraising manager for a small-medium size charity.
Write articles for the Daily Twerk
I used to do it a lot.
Typically this would be responding to someone being provocative.
I decided that they were angry people just trying to make other people angry.
So now I write articles mocking them.
I am much more relaxed now.
Having tools in matching colours is definitely a sign of youth.
As you get older and lose some, lend some (and the a-hole doesn’t return them - yes I’m talking about you John Pinder) then you get some replacements that don’t match. Eventually after many years you have an eclectic mix.
How are you on collecting random nuts and screws that might just come in handy one day? That is the true art of the cave.
https://daily-twerk.com/general/bloke-finally-finds-a-use-for-a-nut-and-bolt-from-his-collection/
The myth goes deeper.
The story of Lisa Holst originating this myth as a spoof fact is also a myth.
Neither the supposed journalists, Lisa Holst, nor the magazine, PC Professional, exist.
The hunt is on for the earliest reference. Probably on a newsnet group.
https://www.snopes.com/lisa-birgit-holst/