Borderlands personality disorder, running around threatening to turn people into meat bicycles
Mayor Poopington
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Not just the Turkmen, but the Turkwomen and Turkchildren too!
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember, remember, it's almost November2·4 days agoNonstop Nut November?
What’s a fung road?
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Or maybe a suit of armor or a sand pendulum?7·7 days agoI vote a functioning toilet. Completely visible, no curtains.
I was asleep, so no I didn’t notice
i bet i could cheers tony
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•To refer casually to white men's briefs, is it Tidy Whities or Tightly Whities?101·10 days agoA friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.
Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something that, after you had it, you immediately wanted another?92·11 days agoCocaine definitely. Downside of the stripper salt is its a fairly short lived high and the comedown always results in a headache for me so gotta keep doing it to go the night.
Seriously not enough rye ipas around
Redwood Empire makes some good shit
Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?
Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?
Do you play the trumpet with your nose?
I keep seeing these memes, but now I really want to know. How strapped are the femboys?
M, as in Mancy