Yiff in hell furf-

Wait, what

I mean, arguably at that point it would stop being your emergency bunker and just be your home, right? So… I see no downside to any of this

I find your assertion that anything resembling “thinking” may occur at any point with such people either very generous or quite naive 😋

I agree with most of this, but how have you never come across Munch’s “The Scream” before? (Have to admit, I lol’d at your description of it tho)