Lucien [he/him]

I’m a cat person and I don’t get it either

Exactly, my first thought to this was “with considerable back pain”. My partner is considering a boob reduction for this same reason.

Understandable addition

The current events in Palestine have been an ongoing thing for decades

If you wore glasses, you’d get it. It’s an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn’t really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they’ll have to do it again. I’ve sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it’s probably more accurate, and it doesn’t initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

Definitely them going cheaper. Neither tastes anything like it did back then. Completely different recipes.

Can’t park here, mate.

The old pizza hut was better

And the Toyota is likely a 1-ton model, meaning it can haul more weight in its bed than the Ford. One of my first jobs was at a delivery company and we used a lot of these little Toyota and Isuzu trucks because they could get into smaller locations easily and they could haul more weight.

He’s stuck. Can’t go to school today.

Like the other commented said, this isn’t random, but also I’d add that your first ternary option, the ?, should be on the next line; it would make the alignment make more sense to you then, and it would make the block more legible.

Absolutely nothin’!

Love em

They’re so orange and stupid!

Couldn’t parse the intended Morse code, got something like “vmte”?

“…for $25M!”

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Yeah, this article came across as if written by a complete beginner. They mention having their WordPress hacked, but failed to admit it was because they didn’t upgrade the install.