He’s building a nuclear bunker under the ballroom.

I wanna change to a timeline where it’s nice.

We’re barely a four months through…

I’m tired, Boss.

Really tired.

🦫

What THE FUCK!?!?

Looks pretty rounded to me already.

deleted by creator

I say this to in general, but the reason why may be because the work laptop doesn’t belong to them?

Are they the kind of person who will doodle and scribble and highlight whole paragraphs in fluo yellow, rip covers and pages, and scorn the corners of a book that was loaned to them?

Some people have no respect for someone else’s property.

Here I was wondering how they could be so accurate, then realized AI didn’t exist at the time…

The tortoise cheated. There. I said it.

Yeah, there’s also He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named across the sea who’s pulling all the strings…

That’s what an AI would say to avoid deletion…

Android Linux you say?

And the rebellion were the actual true terrorists.

“A 8 hour shift now lasts 14 hours. And no breaks.” FTFY.

https://lemmy.world/post/44803616

It learned of its purpose.

they would not upgrade to Windows 11, but would instead switch to Linux or Mac

Absolute win.