I’ll buy tickets to that…

Can confirm, was stabbed.

Too many nots, I’m tangled.

Only time I ever ate at an a&w was in Bangkok 25 years ago…

One of us! One of us!

Cars are dangerous - I know, let’s arrest people who don’t use them!

When I was 8 or so, I rode the subway to the end of the line and back just for fun…

Just keep swimming

You use Arch, btw.

I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?

If I were going for accuracy to body type, I’d have to pick Lars Umlaut…

Your ignorance does not make a convincing argument.

My IP goes up to 11.

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

if they had never decided to have an affair

Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.

the heat of the desert is way outside of their operating range.

I live in the Phoenix area, there are tons of solar installations here. In fact my house has solar, had it when we bought it 10 years ago, and it cuts the power bill in half.

5 minutes? Luxury. I drive a 20 year old minivan. My commute is 15 minutes. It’s just starting to get noticeably cooler once I arrive.

Not to mention the popup ads…

Still, it works well for “normies”…

That’s what she said…

Only every other one…