Romances too. They’re too predictable.

Ninjago’s language?

The two extremes of humanity on this thread

Just searched: It doesn’t exist.

Sure thing! :D (I did not get the joke due to my lack of sarcasm skills, now we are really friends)

Is there a real video named as such? (Edit: I searched it. There isn’t.)

There isn’t even rice, it’s literally just water and flour.

My mom forced me into catechesis, uh, they have this cookie they believe that symbolizes God’s body. Once the teacher mentioned it and a girl didn’t know what was it. When I replied “It’s a cookie”, the woman got angry at me and began saying calling it a cookie was “disrespectful”.

D:

School shooting in 2022 (yes, at the US shitland) where the cops refused to enter the school.

Well, it’s two of us.

Got you!

I didn’t watch the other movies sorry

Time de inimigos do inglês

Bro needs to come back to our planet we destroyed in which there is no more steak and only paste.

Well, atleast I learnt to listen when people warn you to not join specific websites.

For me it was Discord. Entered a server, was all cool, but people there had the weird habit of making bots and saying “hey that’s my alter” (no, “Hawk Two” as in Two from BFDI riding a hawk is not your alter ego no way). I tried to say those jokes weren’t funny, guess what? Got doxxed.

Not a paramedic, but my mother was once a nurse in a hospital. Gave up on the job (where ahe was actually well paid) and switched careers because she couldn’t handle seeing people die every day.

I found one in the Pollyana comic book. Seems like there are more than one of those scattered.

Thanks :)

FUTO Keyboard has some keymojis.