Me to a T. Funny to see some of my friends chasing fancy stuff and worshipping rich celebrities living their fancy lives. One buddy was jaw-to-floor shocked when I said I couldn’t care less about Bezos’ wedding.

Thanks for the detailed history. That was fun to read, and you landed it perfectly back at the initial site.

I see HP fun or mockery. I upvote HP fun or mockery.

Am I missing a punchline at the end? Or does it simply end with additional frustration?

While technically true, I think poker actually is one of those games in which the stakes (providing a tangible fear of loss) are a valuable element to the game. Tournament style poker would essentially accomplish this, but it’s not always easy to round up enough friends to make it enjoyable. And even then, the people who drop out early on have to either watch or find something else to do.

I play WordFeud with friends and see the kazzzhhii ads after 50% of my plays. (Didn’t wanna spell it correctly and give them even more web presence)

I like how “British” is part of the derogatory portion of the list

I’m afraid I’ve used “lol” so much for so many years that this is exactly how people will interpret my texts if I suddenly stop now.

I finally know the proper spelling for my sinister scheming noises

Sushi lovers only pretend to like uni to make themselves seem fancier to others.

Am I interpreting correctly that you have a wife as well as at least one additional sex partner? Niceeee.

Damn this hits close to home. I always stop myself before sending that text, but holy damn do I feel tempted.

Dear Chat Gippity: If I send this to my colleagues, will that help me make friends at work?

The best part of the process is when you get a new job but before you have to actually start it ☺️

If you want a free quarter, make an online order at Aldi that is large enough for them to load into a cart and also justify you taking the cart out to your car. Return said cart to the cart line and boom free quarter.