Do we want old man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
In some states, you’re legally required to.
TRAB PU KCIP
“This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband!”
Really? I really liked it. It felt exactly like the original, but with updated jokes.
Everett True respects wood.
Not that particular wooden fence though.
Like… y’know… whatever.
Gee, I don’t know what you’ve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out!
Don’t make me tap the sign again.
I’ll turn ya in at the first tollbooth.
Marge, with today’s gasoline prices, we can’t afford not to buy a pony.
I miss you, Dad. Mom won’t let me read Hagar the Horrible.
It’s also the final episode featuring Lionel Hutz.