*After a small subset of wealthy humans kill us all.

Bro should have tried Grindr.

Have you ever read a Clive Cussler novel? That shit is everywhere and they’re objectively terrible. I would not shed a single tear for the smug fuck who wrote them if all his books got bean stains on them.

Damn.

Is a first edition of Harry Potter actually valuable?

Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!

So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

Im a teacher so yes. Do I still eagerly await retirement? Yes.

It was just kind of boring.

I have mad respect for how much time you must put into these fucking stupid shitposts.

I dont have boobs to be fair. Im just assuming.

Yeah but the back problems. Oof.

This just in. Agitating heavy cream makes butter.

Y’all just discovered something people have known for, like, 5000+ years.

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Censors tattoo boob. Leaves asscrack in plain view.

Iraq War 2.0!

This is the only way to go.

Yup. I was travelling down there and passed a tractor trailer on the highway. This apparently pissed them off enough to tailgate me and eventually trying to run me off the road.

Y’all are insane.

Have yall actually looked at the inside of a shitty fast food chicken nugget? They dont look that much better.

Fish