Yeah I seriously I was about to say, as a pansexual, this guy is triggering every sensor on my gaydar, big time. He’d be a lot happier if he would just embrace who he is.

Who says that you have to live alone in his house?

Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I’m confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after “even on our dates”.

Since when does Rick Rolling have a symbol?

We don’t own anything made out of linen, lol

Regardless, delicates get air dried. I live in a “right to dry” state (i.e. it’s illegal to ban clotheslines here), but even if I didn’t, you can always hang them over the shower rod.

Thanks for the tip. I’ve only ever worked for one extreme or the other.

Couldn’t agree more. Caffeine—and stimulants in general—give me bad anxiety. Same symptoms as you.

Don’t actually use coke and Adderall to stay awake, kids; I was just being sarcastic.

Shit.

By “creases” I meant wrinkles. I have this weird quirk where I don’t like reusing a word too many times in a paragraph, so I’ll try to find a synonym.

This is why I use cocaine and Adderall instead.

Millennials.

I’m one, and the SO is a Zillennial; neither of us own irons. Just don’t see the point. Dryers are fairly effective wrinkle removers, and any remaining creases will eventually come out simply by wearing the clothing.

You can avoid the debt collectors simply by shredding their letters and ignoring their calls. They can’t harass you if you don’t pick up the phone for any number you don’t recognize. They give up pretty quickly (usually within a couple of months) once they realize that you can’t be reached.

It’s honestly so simple to avoid paying debt, that I’m honestly surprised that people don’t think to just ignore it. You’re not going to go to jail for it, so why even worry? Even if it’s a non-medical debt, your credit score will bounce back in only 7 years.

What I don’t understand is why my neighbors here in the US stress over medical debt when you can simply not pay it. It won’t even impact your credit score anymore. Just ignore the debt and move on with your life. I’ve been doing this for decades.

In the middle of nowhere, maybe. But I’ve been on several road trips across the state and had service the entire way, mostly LTE with a few spots of 3G here and there. As long as you’re near the highway or a town, you’ll get service.

That’s because -5 was the default threshold for a comment being automatically hidden on reddit. Most people never bothered to change the setting.

I gave you a source. Just listen to the episode.

Oh wow, fuck that guy.

I’ll never understand how they can manage to make these pre-mixed liquor drinks so weak, yet they taste so strong. 4.5% is less alcohol than many beers. Are they just putting a teaspoon of liquor in these things and using artifical flavor to make it taste like vodka?

A good mixed drink should be about 30% liquor IMO. Your average liquor has an ABV of 40%, so unless my math is wrong, at a 30:70 ratio we should be in the 12% territory, not 4.5.

What song? Never saw that film because I can’t stand Steve Carell.

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