Nah, it would be more like Dictator Beatings.

I live for that imitation gruel. It’s what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.

Also it’s all the Democrats fault.

This does not work on the British. Waiting in line is the holiest of holy activites for the British.

Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.

Dumpster Fire has evolved into a Garbage Dump Fire.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.

The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.

Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.

That was someone’s retirement grease!

They say death and taxes are the only the constants in life. I would like to add “BMW drivers not using the turn signals.”

Fantastic album.

How does one join the cult for The Cube?

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

Someone is doing with some gusto!

I mean we still send out people to collect bags of ice. It’s a shame we keep losing people. Probably should sell the bags for more than $2.50.

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

I typically listen to these after taking my morning LSD

Best time to do LSD. Can still go to bed on time and get a good night sleep.

After all, it’s a citizen’s right, not a privilege.

If rights don’t apply to everyone, then they are privileges.

SWEEEEET!

What does MINE say?

SWEET! What does mine say?