Hoes

The whole thing

Cat.

Good call.

I literally grew up with these movies, so it’s hard for me to discern exactly what is considered “grindhouse” compared to just “low budget”?l. Here’s what I remember:

Attack of the killer tomatoes

Laserblast

Deathrace 2000

The Stuff

Deliverance

The Hidden

Dead Alive

Louis Rossman intensifies

Gee, I dunno…How about learning something?

Can you pay me in alcohol, or sexual favors? Or both?

One of the few times we don’t get to see Everett bashing someone over the head with something

To add to that, you don’t wash your produce before eating it?

I was not prepared for how good Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is!

If you like body horror, go watch The Substance. That movie brought back memories of when body horror used to be good (Videodrome, Scanners, Toxic Avenger, etc)

God, the irony of MTV playing this as their very first music video.

No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!

Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:

Cheapest, but very drinkable:

• Evan Williams
• Very Old Barton

A little more expensive, but amazing:

• Buffalo Trace
• Four Roses
• Basil Hayden
• 1792

Dick Turner

“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”

Omg. This changes everything

I’ve got one of these. They’re great for if you accidentally drop your pick.

They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can’t have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!