Speak up, get stabbed.

You wouldn’t download a virus.

Oh, wait

Sure but what if they take your boot gun AND your butt gun? What then??

Oh please mail it to Kentucky Ballistics or Taofledermaus

More like “well done”

The ashtray is a safety feature.

Nerds

First page of results:

• “Try google, loser. -leetfurry1 jan 7 2013”

• 19 ads for random products.

The actual size of the universe is actually not measurable. It exceeds the distance that we can observe because off the speed of light.

It might be infinite and we can never know if we measure it using light.

Lots more

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Get a new phone case and keep this one sealed in a clear box

VC money

The entire universe was opaque to light for a while

Some sort of energy-absorbing energy shield or force field? Doesn’t exist yet.

Even in Star Trek, anything with a shield has some sort of weapons too.

Our yard is a play room

DOES MS RACHEL CONSUME HUMMUS?

Didn’t they already do that?

Excuse me but whens the last time you priced a “high end pc”? You’re living in the past…

I never even heard that one was planned