I guess they all require you to earn the trust of either clients (solicitor etc.) or a community (teacher, councillor, MP (lol), church minister)

Yeah – I wasn’t expecting nature to make plastics biodegradable sooner than we did.

What app is this? (sorry)

God was just messing at that point

It certainly fits the genre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8

What library are you using for that?

They do??

Ducks are nature’s wine bottle opener.

accidentally points at cow

Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

That’s what the quacking does

This reminds me of

https://insidenewshub.com/naked-british-tourist-falls-from-balcony-in-thailand-covered-in-poo/

His arrival was foretold by the scriptures

ducksarethebest.com

We shall never find out

Yes.

Haha brilliant

Ahahaha XD I can’t actually rememberwhere I stole that from. I’d still be curious to find the story behind that PH comment though