Orphan Crushing Machine

Peanut butter and pickles on toast

Additionally, remember that there probably isn’t any standardized spelling, so if you give your players notes you can misspell however you like.

This could even be a clue that a letter has been forged, if the previous letters were spelled one way and the forged one is spelled differently!

According to this song, you pronounce like trying to cough up some phlegm that’s gotten stuck in your throat. I can only assume that their history of coal mining has affected the language.