The ability to filter comments actively as you mark them off as completed is magnificent.

You mark a comment, it hides itself. Neat and tidy, fantastic.

Why doesn’t Adobe do this, you ask? Who the fuck knows. Especially since you used to be able to in Acrobat.

Why? Were people complaining it was too helpful?

I don’t know what’s sadder the giant Safeway sandwiches going from $9.99 to $13.99 or my mortgage about to go up like 200 goddamn dollars…

But where else do I get my malt vinegar fix?

“Pfft. Look at Alice over there-”

“Muhfuccin Batista Bomb!”

DEATH 💀

Sigh… I could do with more epic quests. Run from orcs, drink some dew, get my steps in.

Isn’t that just mid-poop James Garner?

Hey pig piggy pig pig pig.

D’ya promise?!?!

Having EVs make sound for safety makes sense, but can they sound like mini-trains?

Not to flagrantly self promote but that’s what I did with neocities. Used it as a static linktree alternative:

https://thepjn.neocities.org/

(Again, provided as an example, not “look at me”.)

Neocities : https://neocities.org/

Just never interact with anyone. Christ, it’s not that hard people! (This comment doesn’t count.)

Ha! Jokes on you, I’m not 38 until… next week. Guck!

(I meant to type “fuck” but “guck” works just as well.)

Wholesome-ness on the internet? In this economy?!

So some frogs are just blurry and they cloned Bigfoot replacing the gaps in the gene coding with frog DNA. That makes sense. I get it now.

I swear every picture of a frog/toad is either the highest res, most detailed in the world OR the fuzziest piece of garbage ever rubbed in your eyes. There’s never any in-between. What’s your secret you amphibious bastards?!

Like you go through a teleporter like in The Fly and come out sans junk? I’m down! … (5-10 years after it’s first released.)

Coordinated inauthentic behaviour.