Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

Around me, they’re either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

I’ve had some coworkers where working with them was like working alone, but harder

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

You ever seen a blue raspberry?

Wtf is that flavor?

Not a US citizen btw

Also defends her sex offender husband and her sex offender brother

You can make a slam fire shotgun with 2 galvanized pipes and a roofing nail

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

It’s great when you have basic critical thinking skills and can use it like a tool.

Unfortunately, many people don’t have those and just use AI as a substitute for their own brain.

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Look up Pi-Hole, it’s an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Complaining about something free and optional is wild

You know what mothballs smell like?

Pre-built machines are still going for reasonable prices but once those companies run out of old stock that’ll be done for. If you’ve got a Costco membership they have some IBuyPower PCs for a pretty reasonable price. I got a ryzen 7, RTX5070 and 32GB of ddr5 for $1600. They have an Intel ultra 5, RTX5060, and 32GB ddr5 for $1,099.

Alcohol may mess up some of the plastic pieces, mineral oil might be a better option, that’s what people use in the “underwater” computer builds

I can only handle gin in a G&T with lots of lemon and lime juice

Every day I try to do one thing to make the next day a little better