He’s prolific in a way only exorbitant wealth allows.

Ew, biometrics.

Good point. And technically, a new moon is only visible during a solar eclipse 👍

Let’s mosey.

The universe still doesn’t care what a US Senator thinks. This is mostly because the universe is a collection of everything ever and it doesn’t have a unified cohesive sentience, so maybe it’s we who should not care what the universe thinks.

I don’t know why the talking dog didn’t think of that.

Damn, that’s a critical error. Good catch.

In previous elections, I’d have been able to give you an answer.

For this election, the crazy will absolutely not be over once all votes are counted. This is a pivotal moment in American History and either result will cause a lot of distress for our collective psyche.

Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.

I think white cars are also better at retaining value due to being a popular color (for all the reasons you listed).

Do you think he threw them away?

Double Deluxe with bacon, no mayo, no cheese, side of BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese sauce, dress with the sauce yourself. I don’t trust the workers to not make it a gloopy mess.

I prefer Freddy’s over Culver’s if they’re both an option, however.

Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

As an American, what the fuck is toast bread?

That’s called Molly Maid.

All homes are disposable.

Now, castles…

This is like getting stuck with strangers at your table at a Luau. Getting to know them slowly, you have all been to where the other is from, but neither place is interesting enough to ever visit again, and you live too far away to make friendship realistic. And even though you know you’d be great friends, you part ways and can never remember their names.

All water means all water. Maybe some sort of blood filter, as well.

Nah, we’ll just filter all the water on Earth.

This was less important to him than making sure only wealthy, educated, white men could vote. The unwashed masses were never intended to vote on anything federal beyond House of Representatives.