Noah Snedden

I like one that really needs to be told in person, but here. What’s the key to a good joke timing

11 mph? In the land down under 3 kph (~1.86 mph) is enough to be fined and get demerit points.

Marvel/DC - shows only DC characters 🤔

I’ve taken to using horizontal bars on my laptop, since they either look identical or almost identical (depending on font) to emdashes. For comparison, — vs ― . they are encoded in unicode as u2014 and u2015, so are provably not the same.

And then you find it later and it is character for character what you searched for. SMH Apple

Wasn’t it crowdstrike? Close enough though