Confusing tennants

How fucking dare you.

I love that the last line is the same.
“The squirrels are free, so I took the ducks just because I’m a dick.” 😄

Edit: word

Fucking hell I was looking for my glasses. Thought it was me 😄

If there is one thing we can be sure of, it’s that there will be an updated version of Skyrim for the Switch 2.

I think they mean their “current union”. You’re right, of course, that they’d basically be forming a new union 😄 but I don’t know if it would be recognised in US law

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You have a lot of pissed off people and your country has a history of saying fuck you to political figures you don’t like 😉

Love, Your English Allies

You literally already did this with your independence from England. As someone who was born and raised in England… You got it right the first time! Don’t let another king sit on the throne. You fought so hard to prevent this before.

Misread that for a second…

Why would I stop?

This is a continuation of that exact joke

https://lemmy.world/comment/12643577

I’d watch a Netflix series based on your life, but I’d be concerned that it would get cancelled without proper closure…

No but as soon as he finds out his first reaction is to go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it to blow over.

I have been thinking about improving my ham… 🤔

That man is being held at gun point.

I dunno… Doesn’t seem to be doing anything for my crippling depression. Maybe I need another zap.

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Yeah, like JavaScript

It says “cheese” burger. Not “cheeses” burger 🙄