the downside with this approach is that it will eventually terminate. the version in the original post has the advantage of giving me plenty of time to contemplate life’s many mysteries.

i was told you’re not supposed to microwave metal

these are the sorts of things you can get away with once you’ve conquered 2 villages

hopefully nobody disengages them while the coffees hot

i’m the same way, and after a while i’ve come to appreciate feeling like i don’t need the strength: if i set up my environment properly then eating healthy is one less thing i have to worry about, and i can use the leftover mental strength for other things.

the teeth will just have to make do

i have brute forced this by not buying any kinds of snacks or sweets from the grocery store. so if i want to eat something i have to either go hungry or make a real food. (usually i end up doing both)

no hulu = no hulu ads

i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.

this is what motivated me to switch to pdfs/ebooks. i can now read any of my books on my phone/laptop whenever i want with no planning required. although i know it’s not for everyone, and i am missing out on building up a cool bookshelf.

imagine my luck at joining lemmy.world before they created an affiliates program.

don’t do this to me

because people already took all the weapons and health packs that were in the explored caves

the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

i always thought that em-dashes were used instead of commas whenever

1. your sentence already has too many commas, or
2. you want to be fancy

the sun is also flat and it sits directly above the earth. it’s just that it rotates so sometimes we can only see the side of the sun that doesn’t have any light.

they should introduce legislation that gradually shrinks the size of cars until eventually they’re too small for a person to fit inside of

we have always been at war with Eurasia.

now we’re talking

i’m guessing he got punched in the head a few too many times