the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

i always thought that em-dashes were used instead of commas whenever

1. your sentence already has too many commas, or
2. you want to be fancy

the sun is also flat and it sits directly above the earth. it’s just that it rotates so sometimes we can only see the side of the sun that doesn’t have any light.

they should introduce legislation that gradually shrinks the size of cars until eventually they’re too small for a person to fit inside of

we have always been at war with Eurasia.

now we’re talking

i’m guessing he got punched in the head a few too many times

☝️🤓 that would still only be a quadratic rate of increase, not an exponential rate of increase

what if they were all named odysseus

those are the carrot looking things that grow out of people’s hands right?

it’s in situations like this where i eat a few spoonfuls of peanut butter and then call it a day

it’s the opposite of Economy Plus

must have been a pretty scary halloween that year

looks like we’ve got 10⁷⁸ years to figure out time travel

could also be a secret underground tunnel

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.

i love my 60% keyboard. i rebound the caps lock key to be a modifier key that swaps the functions of several keys on the keyboard. i basically have two keyboards stacked on top of each other that i can switch between at will. e.g., when caps lock is held: the number keys turn into Fn keys, WASD turns into the arrow keys, and N, M, < turn into the volume down, mute, and volume up keys, respectively.

i also changed the rgb colors on the keyboard so this is all color coded in case i forget.

from a topological perspective, it’s pretty uncontroversial to say that the earth is indeed a hotdog.

but i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.