Boring AF when you find out the answer is literally “they open the door”
Shut up, shut up! Don’t give the Americans any ideas, or we’ll end up with a freeway through each aisle of the grocery store.
That would solve the issue of massive parking lots though 🤔
Yeah but it was freaking cool when you saw the wall-door they open at one of the entrances to get it in there, and see them moving it in —signed 10 y/o me.
I had no clue until I saw it done.
clearly they built the mall around the car
You fool
They actually disassemble the car before entering the mall and assemble it again inside
You fool
clearly the car was transported there using the technology from star trek.
You fool
clearly the car was lifted in on an hidden elevator under the podest
You fool
Clearly it was willed into existence by 3 wizards.
Isn’t this only for the Swedish models?
No way, they clearly drop it in through the roof using at least 3 helicopters!
When they introduced the Geo I got to drive one into a mall spot. Was fun to do but they gave us strict instructions to drive slowly. Anyway, R.I.P. Geo.
Sold those back in the day. Metros were a total (heh) nightmare. Parents were always coming in to look at one for their kid, until they saw the insurance rates. A swift kick to the bumper would total one. Because the bumper was filled with foam. No lie.
Took a man on a ride and he rocked it down the interstate at 70mph. We got back to the lot, popped the hood, and the little 3-cylinder (again, no lie) lawnmower engine was hopping on it’s engine mounts and venting an alarming amount of vapor.
I so wanted a Storm, but they would be creaking and falling apart at 30K miles. Roommate had one that was only a few years old, paint mostly gone, clear coat long gone, and it rattled like it was full of washers and ball bearings.
God I miss small cars
They definitely still exist
A Robin Sparkles fan, I see.
Helicopter
could also be a secret underground tunnel
Oh, I’ve done that before!
I may have been 13 beers deep and it was the local liqour store, not mall, but I’ve done that before!
Could it be just the outer shell ?
You’re an outer shell
