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I’m going to be sick.

🎶 WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKKKKKK!!! WE CARRY THE FLAME!!! 🎶

Basically the arms of tennis players

Is that what you call your mouth?

I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.

Ophthalmologist

It is hard to believe. I’m not going to believe you. I’m not falling for that trick.

Good way to die horribly

Cat-log

The mercator projection really oversells the size of portugal. If you ordered a large pizza you’ll have to eat it outside of the country.

Fuck off brenda

I prefer to stick to soylent human when I’m hungry

The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.

Thin fried line

Ill believe it when I see it.

“I tried to save them but… they didn’t listen”

Don’t engage. Make sure you are the closest to the door and not in grabbing distance. Remove yourself from the situation. Implement whatever response system your hospital has for threats of personal violence. Acknowledge that grieving people are not rational people while understanding that this does not give them an excuse to berate you. Call an airstrike on your position.

Can feed a family of four for the rest of their lives

I don’t think tyler robinson did it. I have my reasonable doubts and so should the jury.