So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben
What the fuck is he even talking about?
Joke, it’s not real
Is she his sister though
She is indeed.
Damn
🦒
Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
Thank you for your service!
This man touched my penis
Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd
Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?
Is she on onlyfans?
Yes
Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I’m about as lost here as I can be lol
some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.
Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.
Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it’s an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I’m not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said “she has the best tits in Hollywood” and that’s just hilarious
She really do be having some fine-ass titties
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That’s what conservatives are hung up about.
Gotta admit those are somewhat impressive but being in that family is like having a neon sign on them blinking off limits
i refuse to believe this is real
It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows… guuurl, you’re living in glass houses, sweaty.
He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy on Guys and Dolls.
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he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine.
He doesn’t even have a chinless weak jaw. It’s perfectly normal. But people mocking him for his chin looking feminine (which it doesn’t) is exactly what’s going on with the MAGA beard trend.
Every one of these right-wing goons that grows a beard does it to emulate some weird idealized version of masculinity from the “good ol’ days” when men were men and women had no rights and gays didn’t exist. Between 2016 and 2020, an inordinate number of MAGA dorks all started growing beards, as if on cue. Matt Walsh, the Trump sons, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Ted Cruz, and a whole bunch of other dipshit podcast bro’s, influencers, and politicians all went for the same exact bearded look at around the same time.
The reason they grow the beard isn’t to cover up an actual weak chin or feminine jawline, so much as it is to shield against those kinds of accusations, no matter how unfounded (Shapiro is a great example of this). They are compelled to project an image of stoic masculinity because deep down, they are all incredibly fragile and insecure and terrified of anyone perceiving them as anything less than the very definition of manliness, and bullying them for it the way they bully others for it.
When the biggest part of your brand is attacking people for not conforming to gender norms from a century ago, you can’t walk around flaunting your luscious DSL’s. Better cover that shit up!
Be Shapiro is a shit head and deserves all the flack that can be hurled at him. Where does the no chin thing come from, though? He seems to have a pretty normal chin.
I know that you likely meant “sweety” at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said “sweaty” instead. It just tickled me in the best way.
Oh, I did mean sweaty, it’s a thing. Lol
Lol, I needed you to point it out for me to notice, but now I’m tickled too.
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
Well she is physically attractive. Doesn’t mean she’s a good person.
Who wouldn’t, she’s basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
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Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.
To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
That’s not fair. It’s not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
wall-to-wall cunts
What in the eldritch scarousy abomination …
Hey, gpt…
Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn’t.
He must since he doesn’t fuck his wife.
At least once
Dude is sub incel.
Oh, he fucks her, she’s just dry as the desert.
Both things could be true.
She has some great New York boobs!
ok I’m a lesbian and haven’t heard of New York boobs please define
lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit
You know it’s some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.
am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not
I… I don’t know! It’s what the Queer Ancients have told me. I’m just a frail little homo, please don’t hurt me. 🥺
don’t worry I’m a femme i’m too pink and frilly to hurt things lol
This is terrifying to link to after what you just said
But they are great boobs and that’s what’s important. I do this not for me, but for us all.
Thank you for your service 🫡
(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)
Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.