2AM

Sometimes you get weekends off

Gorn.

You wouldn’t want your code throw an exception

No, Bith!

Ask a human to draw an orc. How do they know what an orc looks like? They read Tolkien’s books and were “inspired” Peter Jackson’s LOTR.

Unpopular opinion, but that’s how our brains work.

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

s///s/\s/g

char**

Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

What about Turkish bread?

The parachute failed to deploy

In cat-world, this is Armageddon. But when you think about it, the stakes are pretty low.

Do you think humans feel like this sometimes?

Those are anti-peas

Extreme Empaths (The Hamish and Andy Show)

“You maniacs! You funged it up! Ah, funge you! God funge you all to hell!”