Pinchy would have wanted it that way

Isn’t this the whole idea behind flatpak but everyone seems to hate it

Everett’s home life explains a lot about his demeanour in public…

It’s your Beanniversary 🫘

Thank you, mouthy American child. Please to take my hockey tree. 😂

Ah! Is it the hockey “tree” that has termites?

Hmm… Homer is hanging something up on Lisa’s wall because she is better at something than Bart…

The one where Lisa is moved up and Bart get held back a grade?

Edit: I feel like it might be a sports thing though. Lisa plays ice hockey?

Andy B, - good first name for a tester

I assume just normal credit card payments online? PayPal started because people were scared to use their card online, but now you get all the same buyer protections and insurance.

Yes

That would have made a better meme

Did you just assume my species?

Bart trades his soul for pogs?

“cool”

Yeah, this isn’t supposed to be a silver bullet, it’s more about democratizing the internet more.

I think that

• Low barrier to entry
• Focus on users owning their own content
• Privacy is more important than advanced functionality

I.e. if you want to start a blog, it should be easy own it and host it yourself rather than surrending your content to Twitter and Facebook. Make it accessible to others who also want to surf the web without being targeted and tracked.

I have a vision of starting a <noscript> community.

Basically building a set of tools to help people host content with just plain HTML and CSS, using static personal hosting and organically sharing links like the pioneer days of the web.

I think that the shift to client-side scripting, like tracking pixels, algorithmic content, infinite scrolling, targeted advertising, etc is how we ended up with the monoculture we see today.

Just disable JavaScript on your browser and 99% of those things go sway and we can support people building personal homepages again.

No, this is Ratrick.

Calcifer?

It’s a 3x3x3 cube that teachers give to students to stop them fidgeting in class

The slap was because you were blaming the person who actually contributed more to the driver.

The correct response is: Wow! The delivery fee was only 3.49! How do they expect someone to work for such a pathetic wage!