Gift cards say, “I could have just given you cash, but I wasn’t considerate enough to also give the freedom to buy what you want. I have therefore restricted you to store of my choosing, for if I cared at all about you, I’d actually have been able to buy a suitable gift myself.”

using PortingKit, I’ve had good luck running windows games on my M4 Pro MBP. when that doesn’t work, I try CrossOver.

Also, kids on their way to school

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(for whatever reason)

If you look at their post and comment history, it’s not such a mystery as to why they were banned

That user is infamous for being a massive piece of shit. A cur.

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Being able to walk through the turnstile for the subway without having to get the “MetroCard swipe” trick down. Just a “kerpling!” from my phone or watch, and I never have to swipe that stupid card again.

Until you nod off in the begonias…

I don’t like saying anything nice about the woman, but she was pretty much the leading Fluxus artist in the 60s and 70s. As an artist, she’s actually quite talented.

She’s still a fucking bitch though. I met her once, and it was thoroughly unpleasant.

Domestically, it’s the ATF that does this

Jeeez, lol

Pascal… Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time… A long time

She collected Social Security up until her death. It wasn’t welfare, but it was a government social program.

This movie looks incredible. I’m really looking forward to seeing it.