Tai chi is playing mario cart and drifting but at 1/10 speed.
Tai chi is playing mario cart and drifting but at 1/10 speed.
I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.
Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.
People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.
Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.
Ugh, how to tell a depressed dog person I want three cute catgirl girlfriends…
I rubbed a wool sweater against the couch in the middle of winter.
OP makes a good point, but [deleted].
The chilito is off menu as a chili cheese burrito in some stores.
In college, this came down to me finally crossing the bridge to being an adult, and agreeing with myself that the alarm would go off, and I would wake up. When I went to sleep, how distracted I was at night, and why and when I was getting up were all on me, but I had to get up to the alarm. It changed my thinking knowing no magical parent was going to force me to get up. I either went to the morning class, or failed the class.
How hexbear of you.
Stop that kid from falling into Harambe’s enclosure by any means necessary.
My friends brought me adult diapers and canes and walkers, but then I ended up having a threesome with 2 of the girls who showed up at the party. Don’t knock 30, man.
DEA: “Oh nice, what address?”
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You’re making double, dole that money out, at least part of it. I recommend off the cuff giving COL raises and improving health care a bit - improving family benefits seems to go over well. Tell everyone you know they’re working harder, and you want to recognize this. People will propose new machinery that care about the job… build a case for it and show them where you see the numbers in the long term.
Honestly the top 75% as an average is a good target. You want some all stars and you want some regular players. What’s really important is to have respect from top to bottom that everyone is important. An all-star is never a prima dona… the opposite in fact, because they’re paid more to lead and to improve and guide others.
There really is a risk, as an employer, that your employee makes so much money they want to work less. Which I solve by complimenting their work/life balance and this gets me hard workers that don’t burn out.
Sorry, I meant to say “no one wants yo work any more.” Apologies.
I remember when they had to get rid of 30-second skip
It was so good when it came out, totally blew away AskJeeves and YahooAnswers
DOS 6.0 was so much more stable than 5.1
Oh you are in for a treat. Streams continuously on adult swim. Season 2 starts to really take off in quality.