Bless us, and not them. Unless they become like us, or we become like them. In which case you can ignore this verse.

-Equivocations 4:20

O kind missionary, O compassionate missionary, leave China! Come home and convert these Christians.

-Mark Twain (The United States of Lyncherdom, 1901)

That can’t be true, honey. If it were I’d be terrified.

Implied? Or implode?

What are you suggesting should have been done here?

“Pissing in the soup” doesn’t really work here unless you’re adulterating the software with something malicious.

Assuming a ~20% shift towards pro-choice opinions I would expect more pro-choice laws, not an orgy of casual abortions.

What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1am?

Polling suggests that around 70% of women and 50% of men support abortion, though. If those stats simply reversed then nothing really changes.

To be fair, there are important differences between open source and closed source software.

Wait, that’s not how you spell “dumbening”.

I once blew a coworker’s mind with Alt-Tab.

Are the mashed potatoes buttered, or plain?

I started using a white noise machine and fans on high when I lived down the block from a hospital emergency room. It sounded like a jet engine in my bedroom, but my brain learned to interpret the white noise as profound silence. I moved away from the hospital zone but still use the white noise to sleep.

Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.

i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.

Ironically, billionaires probably do worry about money a lot. Just not in the same way everyone else does.

I’m curious how it’s considered a “layoff” if it’s based on performance rather than the job itself being eliminated.

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Break its legs!

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!