Longest running meme in history

Jimmy Swaggart Ministries

The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day

Especially with Project 2025 (day one after the election of the next GOP candidate). The executive branch will no longer be controllable by the other two branches. Also, Schedule F will allow all “policy-related” government workers to be rescheduled as fireable employees, allowing the Prez to install loyalists throughout the entire government. It’s definitely time to freak the fuck out.

And for trying to pull the group along, as futile as it may be.

I respect it. We need more of this.

yes yes

all of them

Truth Social should be next

This is a brilliant piece

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Wasn’t Signal getting rid of the phone number requirement?

Taking down my Yule decor, setting up for Imbolc!

Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don’t put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.

Dr. Blitz called Simulation Theory religion for tech bros and I can’t get it out of my head 😅

Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.

humor is subjective

Fucking hilarious

I am not on good terms with whoever decided drawing this was ok.