Government so small it fits not only within your bedroom, but within your uterus!

Should I Google otherkin? I don’t mind learning about other people’s kinks, but I recently saw the pictures of the dude who finished in a shoe box every time, and now I’m more careful with what I search all willy nilly.

I mourn the loss the Key West, and… Not much else, geographically speaking.

I had one! My dad got it at a flea market, and all my friends thought we were rich. Lmao

My older brother had one of these. I used to play a bunch of games we got in cereal boxes with it. Discs were the size of gamecube games, and completely slipped off the disc tray and he’d have to disassemble it to get them out for me. Excellent older brother behavior, until he finally forbid from putting any more shitty cap’n crunch branded video games in his computer. Lol. Controller was good though, iirc

Edit:

Upon googling for nostalgia’s sake, I’m mistaken. It wasn’t this one. This is specifically for N64, ours was on a pc. Super similar to this one, but I can’t find the one we used.

Replace waiter with “CEO” and you begin to understand why socialists believe what they do

I made basically the same comment, and just now saw yours. Glanced to see who made it first out of curiosity.

Apparently we had the same thought at the same time. That’s wild.

Huh, Earth was once Ferenginar

I’d invest in a drinking vessel with a lid, perhaps. And also, one of those zappers shaped like a tennis racket in case of dangerous critters. Or maybe one of the vacuum style ones if you’re more a catch and release type

They don’t happen often, but they’re pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard “the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out.” :/

I assumed the comment you replied to was a joke. They really had to do that? That is weird.

Same. I try to keep a routine nowadays. Whack it before bed, as I am very single, and that’ll keep me out trouble most of the next day. Occasionally there’s one in the morning if there was a particularly spicy dream or something, but that’s about it

Damn, that sucks :(

Is it really that bad? :/

I am honored

Still haven’t seen it, but I’m gonna have to eventually

I might not be the best one to reply, but that “we’re a family” shit irritates me.

“If we’re a big family here, then you, and my coworkers, need to accept me as I am. This is who I am, this is how much I smile, and this is how much I socialize. Please, we my family, accept that.”

Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.

I do not know why. Just popped into my head, and now you just suffer as I have suffered

Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!

I’m just a porn boy, nobody fucks me

He’s just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!

Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?