That’s what my Dom calls it, too

Honestly, that really does track with how shit works in here.

“The orphan crushing machine may contain components known to the state of California to cause cancer”

And we’re done! Fixed all the problems!

This reminds me of Torchwood

I mean, I guess it depends on where he’s keeping his phone while nude. He might enjoy a little nude pickpocketing, if he’s open minded, and the pickpocket has sufficient lube

Yay! I’ve wanted to pay OOT and MM 3DS versions forever, and never got the chance. Tried to get the emulator working a few months ago, and just could not make it happen. Maybe I’ll be able to with this

Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don’t even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor… Better get that before someone slips…

I literally came here to post this same gif!

Really it depends. Truck fucking can be way more fun, if you can find somewhere to bend over the tailgate while getting railed. It’s really quite exhilarating. But if you’re in the cab, van is definitely better.

Iirc, she specifically said she was sorry for the picture, and sent an explanation. I just pretended I never got it

I enjoyed it, but I definitely need to go find videos of the original

I know what I’m falling asleep to tonight!

What’s the one on the bottom right?

Our entire planet has been organized around a cold, calculating science of cruelty. Honest to God, if we lived in a better society and you wrote a book about how we do things, it’ll never become popular. Too unbelievable that anyone would tolerate the way we do things.

Instructions unclear: stuck a finger in my belly button and got peepee tingles

Was going to say! I sleep 2 hours, up 45 minutes, sleep an hour, up an hour, sleep 2 hours, up 20 minutes. Like that all night long.

Yeah, me and mama both share a tendency towards that. I have to be very careful around gambling, so does she.

And hey, thanks! Yeah, life is swell most days :) Hoping the same for you

Very true! Haha

When I was around 22 or so, my mom won a free tablet from a contest online, and got this absolutely terrible android tablet, even by then current (2012) standards. But it did have angry birds. She played so much angry birds that it had noticable grooves in the plastic of the screen from aiming. Lol

My dad (clean now!) decided to try crack at 40 and spent the next 15 years taking us on a wild ride of addiction and absolutely bullshit. I’d definitely take a game addiction over that. Lmao

I’m very glad, I don’t think an insurance company is a responsible home for kitties

Sadly, boob appeal is lost on me. But I’ve got some guy I’m still secretly hoping send me accidental dick pics lmao