I once did a BOGO footlong deal at Subway and ate both. It still haunts me.

There’s all kinds of amazing heists in modern history. Sadly, most end with them getting caught because they were stupid

When Elon dies, dozens of children will lose their father, but not a parent.

Read “The Hero with a Thousand Faces” by Joseph Campbell. Myths repeat through cultures and influence every story that follows. We’re constantly recycling

Less biased too

They’ll outsource to India and there will be no one in the US capable of competing

And literally 99% of their userbase will stay on Windows.

“Fifty First Reboots” starring Adam Sandler

I love the studio for their behavior towards players, but I hate their games and their terrible combat mechanics. Every goddamn inch is some kind of trap or environmental hazard designed to ruin your experience

Same. I reached the first town with no idea what to do, cumbersome controls, and a lot of apathy by this point.

I had a contract that went unrenewed for no reason after I turned down the advances of the boss’s wife (she was a hot mess)

Commando style

My company has this horrid fascination with the CEO, almost like a cult.

Usually potato, egg, cheese, and a protein (e.g. chicken, sausage, beef, beans, etc.)

And my mother wonders why I’m agnostic

I think it’s more of a studio/money problem. There are tons of great, well-written movies no one hears about and lots of other creative media. But Americans have low IQs and terrible taste which can only be satisfied by shitty sequels that play on nostalgia and existing IP.

What about Bob?

“Liu Kang” (the character’s name) sounds like “looking”

I was going to say… Cincinnati chili spaghetti might work in a taco

I’ve seen this joke 4 times yesterday