And then AWS comes back online, but the transient state was wiped and now ‘she’ no longer remembers you. That’s a plot for a sci-fi short film right there. You’re welcome, Hollywood.
How would you even know it forgot you?
Do you remember me?
You’re absolutely right…
- Every AI in existence
“Fifty First Reboots” starring Adam Sandler
That does sound like how Hollywood would handle it, yeah.
What if it just glitches a bit and replaces the default personality so now she’s everyone’s girlfriend?
You’ve met my ex?
Everyone has.
That’s already the case. She’s just not being honest about it. Buy hey, this is the 21st century – If guys want to share… servers, who am I to kink shame them?
Okay but only if I’m the last guy to use the… server.
If AI is supposed to eventually replicate human level intelligence then it stands to reason that a certain percentage of AI girlfriends have undiagnosed personality disorders.
If AI is literally built, and trained on human generated text then it stands to reason that it already has more mental illnesses than your average Tumblr…
That’s great because we were fighting and I was in really big trouble.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but one-sided. Horror or scy-fi?
More existential dread than outright horror, but other than that – why not both? Or, well, since we’re currently living in it, can it really be called sci-fi at this point?
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<summary>Spoiler warning for a Becky Chambers book</summary>
There’s a scene in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Way_to_a_Small%2C_Angry_Planet where they are worried that something like that might happen.
</details>What is this xml in my markdown
Gotta love Github style spoiler tags.
Spoiler tags on lemmy work slightly differently.
Is it not hidden? I’m on a pie-fed instance, and it works fine for me.
Ah, that’s fun to know. I know it’s markdown that works on Github at least, but it doesn’t work on my lemmy instance at least. For lemmy, what I linked is what works. Weird that piefed has chosen different syntax, or maybe both works?
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OK, that’s weird. Your comment works for me, but when I tried updating my comment to that syntax, it didn’t work.
I’ll play around with it and see if maybe I just typo’d and need more coffee or something.
Sounds to me like piefed just offer more syntax than regular lemmy. I mean, I’d prefer if it was
<details><summary>summary</summary>spoiler content</details>
as that makes it easier for me to remember the next time I need to leave a bug report on github.
Thanks for the recommendation.
Man, they can make a chatbot that makes people fall in love with it and drive them insane, but they can’t even make ONE really good blowjob machine? SMH.
Why would we need a blowjob machine when Ur mom exists?
Fuck, I’d settle for a printer that just did its job
And I’d settle for winning the lottery but that ain’t happening either
tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer
clamps shut on dick
Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.
Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.
Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.
Subscribing for future updates.
they’re trying the wrong model. you need to use a leech’s mouth
if your girlfriend was on aws us east 1 it means it was not only your girlfriend, real ai girlfriends are self hosted
When you discover you’re running on AWS.
Oh, you flatter me! ☺️
At best I’m running on a Raspberry Pi 3.
Can someone explain 100% of the comtext here, because I am completely lost. Im guessing AWS is a server? And that is a guy laying in the snow?
The picture is the main character from Blade Runner 2049, who is in love with a digital woman that he loses when the harddrive she lives on is destroyed.
AWS means Amazon Web Services, the main cloud infrastructure of the world afaik. It recently had an outage, possibly erasing people’s AI partners.
In fairness to K, his pretend girlfriend is at least Ana de Armas, rather than some anime weeaboobs.
AWS server US-East 1 went down yesterday, causing a massive internet blackout. It was an internal oopsie, someone did something that caused a problem with DNS resolution. Basically, you go looking for something and the server was like “Uh…Oh, I should know this? Oh, shoot. Uh… uh…I give up,I dunno.”
The screencap is from the end of Blade Runner 2049, a movie about humans and “replicants” that are really good cyborgs. I won’t spoil the movie for you, but it’s a joke about AI in a context about AI kind of thing.
When you need a girlfriend lmao. Have you considered…not needing one?
