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You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them… but that’s it.

I’m playing a video game lately that allows you to stop time, and I keep thinking, the first thing I’d do is relax. Downtime (time where you’re forced to be unproductive) and downtime (time where you’re fine but have no need to be productive) are two very different things.

She needed just one good screw.

“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

I miss Hark! A Vagrant.

This gave me such joy.

I’ve never experienced such a combination of hate and entertainment, and as much as it pains me, given that hate drives engagement… I feel like I’m experiencing the future.

I knew there weren’t any women involved.

Mensinator

Sounds like something from Doofenshmirtz.

Lmao at the idea a gay man can’t be misogynist.

Become ungovernable.

Oh my God I want it so bad.

I never owned my own copy of Wind Waker. I borrowed it when I was a kid from a friend and then later I played the Wii-U version from a different friend. Now that I’m like, an adult (more or less) with my own console, I want a copy for myself. And also I want to play it again. Man! Love that game!

Probably not those things then, huh?

On the plus side, I’d make a fantastic detective.

In the early 2000s working for a major telecommunications company we were told that it took 10 positive experiences to hear back from someone (who was happy with what you did,) but for negative experiences, it averaged less than 3.

I don’t know if that’s a universal rule or what but I always operate on the assumption that people love to bitch more than they love to praise.

Xtra is a gender?

Fuck I have a lot of forms to update because that’s clearly my gender.

It’s a direct quote from the lobster himself, so it must be true!

I’ve been curious about trying XV for a while, but your comments could’ve been written by me, and now I know I need to try XV. Thank you!

(Special shout-out to that dude who defended XIII by saying the sequel makes it worth it. I’m still mad over that argument. If I hated the first game, why should I pay money for a chance to like it’s sequel?)

That is John Fucking Zoidberg, and he deserves more respect.