According to our current president, all you have to do is say “man, woman, camera, TV” and you pass an IQ test with flying colors!

I can’t wait for my 401k to lose a significant chunk of its value within the next 5 years because some chud at Fidelity needed to ride Elon to the moon. And also the AI crash.

They own Nickelodeon who owns TMNT now. Weird that they didn’t just say “Nickelodeon” to obfuscate the gross ownership

I’m a straight millennial and I would love to have public transit.

A $670 buy-in for one single player game? No thanks.

He won’t do that until the end of January 2027 so he can be president for 10 years.

“… When oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.” -The Guy, who OP obviously is.

I wonder how close to pre-2020 numbers the industry is currently at. I know several companies increased their employee count due to big game sales during COVID, but once people could leave their houses again sales leveled off and then the layoffs started happening.

Yeah, but Trump’s son-in-law is involved in the buy, so it’s going to be happening. And then Jared Kushner will be the head of Trump’s new Make America Gaming Again board to take woke out of video games or some shit.

Remember after the United Health CEO got killed, Elon had is toddler human shield?

The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of October.

Yeah! Especially since Stilt Man exists.

Well only 8% of the population lives outside California, Texas, and NYC.

“No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.” -Phillip J. Fry

Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

Visa Applicant: “I am applying for a work visa to be a translator.” Trump admin AI: “blah blah !!!TRANS!!! blah blah. Denied because woke.”

That image makes me think he’s going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

Can’t get diarrhea if you’ve got a bowel blockage.

Christine Jorgensen wasn’t real either.