“No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.” -Phillip J. Fry

Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

Visa Applicant: “I am applying for a work visa to be a translator.” Trump admin AI: “blah blah !!!TRANS!!! blah blah. Denied because woke.”

That image makes me think he’s going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

Can’t get diarrhea if you’ve got a bowel blockage.

Christine Jorgensen wasn’t real either.

Yeah, but if one of those trans protesters are green card holders, they’ll be disappeared and sent to El Salvador without due process.

I thought he was a flickr user.

Oh it’s a bit of a running joke that every time there’s a new Forza or Gran Turismo, they brag about how round the tires are and how wet the pavement looks.

Eventually we hit a limit to how round we could make car tires.

Just add it to Mayor Adams’s quid pro quo list. Much like I bet he’s going to run for governor on the “I’ll pardon Trump” platform.

I told you, I did not make any of that up. They’re a bunch of weird little guys.

Now, as an average libsoftiktok follower, where do I call in the bomb threat? The gun owners house for owning the transgender gun? The gun manufacturer for making a transgender gun? The NRA for not making transgender guns illegal? The state capitol for allowing the transgender gun on their grounds? Or nowhere because there’s evidence of the thing actually happening?

They are an American far-right group that beat an initiate until they can name 5 cereal brands for their initiation ritual, can’t masturbate more than once every 30 days, and are named after a deleted song from Disney’s Aladdin movie which is also their club song, and are against “feminization” of American men.

When asked in a 2020 debate if Trump would publicly condem them he told them to “Stand down and stand by.”

I have not made up any of those facts.

I was in Houston for Freezageddon. I was without power for 4 days and nights. Luckily I had a gas fire place and didn’t freeze.

Cheap-ass Chinese AI yesterday and TSMC tariffs today? Big Ls for Nvidia lately.

I’m surprised I didn’t see Cars 2 on your computer screen.

From the grapevine it sounds like it’s not OLED. Which trucks with Nintendo knowing the real Nintendo pervs will buy 3+ consoles over the lifetime.

My partner suffered this form of correction in the late 80s.

Probably the metaverse crew. I doubt that’s God’s work.