“… When oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.” -The Guy, who OP obviously is.

I wonder how close to pre-2020 numbers the industry is currently at. I know several companies increased their employee count due to big game sales during COVID, but once people could leave their houses again sales leveled off and then the layoffs started happening.

Yeah, but Trump’s son-in-law is involved in the buy, so it’s going to be happening. And then Jared Kushner will be the head of Trump’s new Make America Gaming Again board to take woke out of video games or some shit.

Remember after the United Health CEO got killed, Elon had is toddler human shield?

The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of October.

Yeah! Especially since Stilt Man exists.

Well only 8% of the population lives outside California, Texas, and NYC.

“No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.” -Phillip J. Fry

Finally, video games cost as much as Chrono Trigger did when it came out!

Visa Applicant: “I am applying for a work visa to be a translator.” Trump admin AI: “blah blah !!!TRANS!!! blah blah. Denied because woke.”

That image makes me think he’s going to get mad at me for pursuing a culture victory.

Can’t get diarrhea if you’ve got a bowel blockage.

Christine Jorgensen wasn’t real either.

Yeah, but if one of those trans protesters are green card holders, they’ll be disappeared and sent to El Salvador without due process.

I thought he was a flickr user.

Oh it’s a bit of a running joke that every time there’s a new Forza or Gran Turismo, they brag about how round the tires are and how wet the pavement looks.

Eventually we hit a limit to how round we could make car tires.

Just add it to Mayor Adams’s quid pro quo list. Much like I bet he’s going to run for governor on the “I’ll pardon Trump” platform.

I told you, I did not make any of that up. They’re a bunch of weird little guys.